蓬佩奥即将被炒，只有台湾还拿他当个宝 | 小象漫评

第 29 期

01

蓬佩奥暂时还是美国国务卿

可他最近去土耳其

却见不到对方总理和总统

US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo

visited Turkey, but got no warm reception.

02

他还访问了法国

但人家连新闻稿都没舍得发一个

He visited France, yet the French media

even did not report it.

03

美国媒体自己都说

蓬佩奥离任前出访收获为零

Even some US media said

his visits are of zero value.

04

大家都知道

不管下届如何

他都铁定要离开白宫了

Pompeo himself will soon

become zero by leaving office,

05

所以他已成过气网红

谁也不把他当根葱

with his feelings cared by none.

06

可就是这么个家伙

居然还公开说台湾“不属于中国”

Yet this guy uttered

very bad words about Taiwan

07

这胡话说得尺度太大

吓得台湾小蔡都不敢接茬

that frightened even the secessionists there.

08

在蓬佩奥力主下

台湾地区和美国还搞了次经济对话

Pompeo also helped to organize

an economic dialogue with the latter.

09

就为开这个会

民进党当局还要进口瘦肉精美猪

引发台湾百姓众怒

As “payback”, the ruling DPPwas to

import US pork that contains ractopamine,

010

在国民党组织下

台北抗议者连续好几天堵路

大街上放的都是模型猪

which hurts Taiwan people’s

interests and aroused protests.

011

遍观整个台湾政坛

啥啥都跟猪有关

So you see, Taiwan politics is about pigs,

and DPP is committing bad deeds.

012

民进党名声坏透

国民党也好不到哪去

Make no mistake; Kuomintang is no better.

013

口口声声反猪护台

却连“美猪”二字都喊不出来

They oppose ractopamine pork

but dare not say who is the exporter.

014

还不是奴才心态作怪

怕伤了自己的美国后台？

Because they fear hurting

the feelings of their US bosses.

015

国民党前大佬朱立伦

甚至公开赞同蓬佩奥“高论”

只把我们的惠台政策当工具

Eric Chu Li-luan, their former boss,

even openly agreed with Pompeo.

016

台湾摊上这两个党

前途想都不用想

唯有早日统一

才是台湾真正的希望

With these two parties there,

Taiwan’s future is dimmed.

Join the reunification,

that’s the only hope for you!

监制 / 柯荣谊 联合监制 / 邢志刚 统筹 / 张若琼

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